deathtoall-butmetal:

I found the TARDIS on an Iron Maiden album cover. My life is complete

totally-relatable:

the-absolute-best-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

daily-animals:

aplacetolovedogs:

what a cuteeee

You have to follow this blog, it’s amazing

fuck

why can’t i be her

obliqueoptimism:

i-aint-bovvered:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

lucindasaxon:

bartyjoonyah:

inspectahradio:

darksstars:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”

THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

…why….
i dont even… what.

carlathezombie:

instinctsbad:

wait a second why is getting expelled worth less than receiving oral sex

like

is everyone else just getting kicked out of school every other night as long as their principal shaves first have i had this backwards this whole time

23 dollars and 50 cents. Go me. 

$70.50 I’m a fucking star XD
a lot of that comes from being in a relationship for like 6 years, though…

effses:

corgay:

my mom got me these offbrand peeps for easter

and

their faces jesus

Easter is a special time, cheep cheep

Jesus died for your sins, cheep cheep

Ḩ̷͚̼͕̻͕̥͍͔ͩ̅͂̏͝Ĕ̢͓̓̓̾ͩ͑̃ͩ ̧͚̙͓͔̭̉̍ͭ͌̋͆̎D̐̎̊̾̆̄̀҉̫̼̗I̧̠̞͖̖̤͉͓̜͂̅̎̆̂ͧͦ̀͡ͅE̛͚̮̜͉̩̺̲ͨ̎͠͡Ḏ̸̷̡̭͎͗̅ͧͅ ̤̭̑ͧ̐F̵̢̧̹̥̹̪̲ͭO̩͔̼̹̤͕ͩ͂ͯ̉̓͐ͥ̚R̶̥͍ͪ ̆̽̆ͭ͂҉̼̝͍̜̫̜Y̫̩̲̟̲͌͒̔ͭͣ͊ͭͅO̵̶̞̳̖̹̻̯ͭ̓͒͋͑̅ͭƯ͖͈̓͗̌̊ͫ ̯͔̺̽̾͗͂̈́ͦ̔̕͘Ċ͇̝̗ͤH̛̟͔̙̿̀̒ͨ̚Ȅ̷̢ͫ͌̓ͯ͗ͬ̌́ͅE͎̺͉̲ͮͤͫ͊P̴̟͇̜̩̱̄͞ ̸̬̬̦̦̖̤̾ͥC̨͇͙͋ͤ̇̐̈́͗͊̏ͨȞ͉̝̞͔͔̖ͦ̇̆͗̌͊̽̀͟Ė͎̪̩͓͈̄̎̀E͖̯̪͓͔͇̍̆͞Ṕͨ̑̇͗͒͘͏͈̣̼̕

carlathezombie:

This is the dumbest post ever, it doesn’t even make any sense. The world “gullible” isn’t anywhere on my ceiling, moron.