kristoffbjorgman:

did u know: most australian food slogans are aggressively homosexual

(via ruinedchildhood)

ehentalix:

dennys:

Flaphack #3: Feet feeling a bit sore? Pad your shoes with some tasty pancake inserts! Talk about fluffy comfort!

Just put a fucking pancake in your shoe just fucking spend 10 minutes cooking yourself a delicious breakfast and then shove it in your shoe and walk around on it all day you piece of shit

ehentalix:

dennys:

Flaphack #3: Feet feeling a bit sore? Pad your shoes with some tasty pancake inserts! Talk about fluffy comfort!

Just put a fucking pancake in your shoe just fucking spend 10 minutes cooking yourself a delicious breakfast and then shove it in your shoe and walk around on it all day you piece of shit

(via typing-nonsense)

poyzn:

Guess what everybody’s going as this Halloween.

(via fronaucity)

photosynthesexual:

running-hunting-deducing:

sherdoor:

smallnico:

if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn

except 

if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus

that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve

so what happened when triplets were born 

Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.

(via fronaucity)

aperfectbookshelf:

bigbookadventures:

It is too bad journals can’t speak up and give advice or support.

The last time that happened the Chamber of Secrets was opened

(via matt-smiths)

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

(via ruinedchildhood)

spookyscaryscary:

a collection of some of my favorites

(Source: thescienceofseductionn, via derekstile)

communistbakery:

#aw north has gotten so big

communistbakery:

#aw north has gotten so big

(via raidmyshorts)