did u know: most australian food slogans are aggressively homosexual
Flaphack #3: Feet feeling a bit sore? Pad your shoes with some tasty pancake inserts! Talk about fluffy comfort!
Just put a fucking pancake in your shoe just fucking spend 10 minutes cooking yourself a delicious breakfast and then shove it in your shoe and walk around on it all day you piece of shit
if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn
if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus
that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve
so what happened when triplets were born
Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.